I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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