I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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