i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
This is my gift to your gina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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