I must be too annoying 4 u.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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