I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize