Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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