So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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