i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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