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Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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