It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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