I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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