yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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