I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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