Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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