It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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