White coat. Heels.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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