can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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