office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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