My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
