why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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