Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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