i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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