I met the friendliest cop last night
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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