i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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