Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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