i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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