I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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