I wish I could teleport
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize