i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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