well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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