My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
