My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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