I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We have started to decorate penises.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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