All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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