this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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