Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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