after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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