There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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