wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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