got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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