I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
birth control should be required to get into college
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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