nut hugger
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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