White coat. Heels.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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