You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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