I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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