i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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