yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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