"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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