the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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