At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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