Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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