I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
