dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
