I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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