Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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