he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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