We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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