i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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